Sawney Bean: a pome.

 Ah'm the famous Sawney Bean
The terror of Bennane Head
Ah eat people who're still wriggling,
Ah eat people freshly dead.
My bride is Black Agnes Douglas
She's bonny and she's braw
She kens richt well how to cook men
The wee yins she eats raw.
Oor hame is in a cave
And beware if you draw near
For around this glen all kinds of men
Ha been known to disappear.
Some dinners scream and some dinners squeal.
Some dinners curse and say "it cannae be real,"
But ah'm the famous Sawney Bean
And you're ma next meal